Christemo

So as a small amount of you may know, I've entered a media school this year, with a course on writing, both journalistic and romantic. Today I and the rest of my class were tasked with rewriting a fairy tale, either the Princess and the Pea or the biblical Fall of Man, as a news article, complete with headline. We were also allowed to change the setting to an extent (One of my classmates rewrote the Fall of Man to involve a club owner going by "The God" kicking out a couple named Adam ...