In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries

9/10

it was ok

Part 3 motherfuckers!

Alright, this is a completely 2nd hand story so bear with me.

Summer, 2013

Randy, from before, wakes up in our mutual friend Matt's apartment, butt-ass naked, on the kitchen floor. His shins and feet are scraped and somewhat bloody. He looks around and finds only a towel, his cellphone, and his boxers, promptly putting them on.

Randy wanders around for a bit but can't seem to find his clothes so he calls up Matt to ask what ...

Alright, one more story involving me and Randy. Rated G for Gay

Randy gave up masturbating for lent, pulled it off too. How do I know? Because by the end of lent he was naked and passed out on the common room floor and his balls were in full display, swollen to unhealthy levels from his self-cockblocking.

Anyways, it's about 3am, Lent had ended at about midnight and I'm making instant ramen in the microwave when Randy wakes up and looks at me.

"Kyo, is ...

So I've told this story on IRC a few times but I figured I might as well whore for attention on here

So, freshman year of college, I lived in the dorms. My building was three floors, guy girl guy separated.

Anyways, I lived next to this guy, let's call him Randy. He placed 6th in the state back in highschool for wrestling and is on the team. Big tall muscular dude, really chill and nice and shy around girls. He had a cowboy hat and southern accent and shit.

...

Friend of mine works at a woodshop. They make custom furniture, desks, cabinets, chairs, etc. They're all basically stereotypically conservative cowboy folk and the like.

Anyways, his boss walks into work one day with a lunchbox and goes around showing everyone what's inside. Apparently his wife had gone to see her sister or something so he made his own lunch.

He was so proud of it, walking around and showing the guys this big-ass sandwich, asking if they had made their ...