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I call it the Fap-o-matic 2013. The $800 budget porno watching experience.


What does it have?


750W PSU, for powering the porn
MSI GTX 660ti, for rendering the porn
Intel i5 4430, for processing the porn
1 TB HDD, for storing the porn
ASUS Z87, for mothering the porn
Ripjaws 2400 8GB RAM, for ramming the porn
No disc drive because nobody uses physical media for porn nowadays ...

I'm going back to the US tomorrow. So yea.

Today's snack is Kinder Chocolate.



A quick wikipedia search tells me it's a set of chocolate bars made by the Italian company Ferrero who is also known for Ferrero Rocher, Nutella, and tic-tacs.

It also tells me that the kind I got has a milky filling so expect a 'Kyokushi takes a Massive Shit' entry sometime tomorrow.

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Bought this from a little drink shop in Kowloon.



yes, it's two-colored, the red liquid sitting on top of the yellowish one.

I had no idea what it was, I just got the most colorful thing on the menu.

Was kinda pulpy and tasted like watermelon and kiwi.

I'm inclined to think it was watermelon and kiwi juice.

Also, there were three spherical watermelon balls in it.

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