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Imagine kicking a puppy over and over again for 2 hours straight.

Then shooting yourself and everyone you know in the foot because the puppy peed on you.


Noah was a better sci-fi movie.

Urgh.

Stop humping my legs.

P's and Q's.

Please's and thank you's.

Best scene in entire movie:

Genesis with Cosmos.

Had me falling out of my chair laughing.

HA HA HA I HAVE CONQUERED YOU!

M³

OMG You guys won't believe how terrible awesomely horrible goodness bad my life has been over the last 5-10 hours/mins/seconds.

My boyfriend/grandma/parents/ex-husband got into the worst trouble recently and I lost my job/mind/health.

But it's fine, because I now have a goal a purpose an ideal, and only fools will misunderestimate me.

I will dial the Ninth Chevron and open a wormhole to the Pegasus Galaxy where I will learn to make a ...