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Some nameless war god who inherited the lightning

Sounds a lot like the firstborn, doesn't it?



Gwynevere's crackpot husband and his invisible babby



Aldrich, devourer of Gwyndolin and Nito


IT'S THE FUCKING STORMBRINGER

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Spoiler:

Oh my god, it's Gwyn's theme

They were holding large banners saying 'Ayy lmao your waifu is shit'.

It was hilarious but they frightened quite a few people, and we still don't know who they are

I played nine hours of dark souls 3 and got to try summer lesson (read: waifu simulator) at a game show.

I have the whole route to the frozen dancer burned into my mind, I think I defeated her 3 times out of the hundred attempts at it. I also somehow made 3 new friends from that booth

Also waifu simulator is overrated. You play as a smurf quadriplegic with shoulder dystrophy while a blond anime girl waltzes around you teasing your physiologically dissonant dong while the ...