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, March 3rd, 2012 at 06:30 PM (1883 Views)
Kiritsugu: You know...when I was younger, after this battle I fought...I was going to get properly married...
Shirou: Really?
Kiritsugu: And retire...to my hometown...(dies)
Fate
Shinji: Rider! Take them out! And then, once we win this, I'm gonna go home, retire from all this, and get married to my cute adopted little sist--
(Rider blown up)
Shinji: Oh shiiiiiiiiit~
(Runs headlong into a Berserker axe)
Caster: And then, once I take Saber for my own, I'm returning to the temple and getting married to my dear Souich--
(swordrain)
Gil: Not before I have you first, bwahahahahaha!
Rin: I...after this...wanted to...retire...and...and...
Shirou: DON'T FINISH THAT THOUGHT.
Gil: Now, I will anoint you with this darkness, and then you and I will go and be marrie--
Saber: AHA!
(Excaliblast'd)
UBW
Illya: And then, once this is all over, Berserker, you can be best man! We'll go back to Germany and I'll bring onii-chan and then he and I will get marrie--
Gil: One can only fornicate under consent of the King!
(heartrip)
Shinji: I don't wanna marry you, Tohsaka, you'll just be my pleasure slave~
Lancer: Fool, the best thing to do with a woman like that is retire and get married!
(heartstab, flames)
Shinji: Now I REALLY don't wanna marry you!