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Zombie plague

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There appears to be an unprovoked outbreak of zombie armadillos in Zimbabwe. For your own safety, please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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  1. Fingolfin's Avatar
    Oh no, I have relatives who live in Zimbabwe! Uncle Hondo and Aunty Jendayi, I AM COMING TO HELP!
  2. Alulim's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Ogodaka
    Oh no, I have relatives who live in Zimbabwe! Uncle Hondo and Aunty Jendayi, I AM COMING TO HELP!
    Hurry! You don't have much time before they start to perform mitosis!
  3. Fingolfin's Avatar
    Mitosis? Oh! My! God! They can replicate themselves?! I got to bring the big boot now.