What is this blog shit?
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, October 9th, 2012 at 06:15 AM (3035 Views)
Oh hey its a blog. Time to livejournal this shit up. With some shit talk.
Literally.
The other day. I was like having a firey shit. Repeatedly. With each shit, the skin on my sphincter was slowly burned away and it just got more and more painful. I swear. It felt like shitting a mixture of lava, rock salt and iron filings.
I need a bacta infusion up the arsehole.
I wonder if there's some way to neutralize firey shits before they come out. Drink a fuck ton of milk after spicy food?