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Somebody barged into a single woman's apartment in my cousin's block of flats, fried her to death by sticking her hand into electric socket and got away before people noticed.

The same day a teenager beat up and drowned elderly woman "for lulz".

What the fuck is going with this world...

As many of you have noticed. I have the same profile picture as Laith. Just that his is better because it's photoshopped and doesn't have white stuff around it

Also because of last week I changed the title of these posts; yay
Anyway,

カズィクル・ベイ

極刑王

ランク：B
種別：対軍宝具
レンジ：1-99
最大捕捉：666人
空間から大量の杭を出現させ、敵を串刺しにする。
攻撃範囲は半径1km、杭の数は最大二万本に及ぶ。
また、手にした槍が敵一撃を与えるたびに“串刺しにした”生まれ、心臓を起点として外側へ向け、杭が出現す る。
加えて、無数の杭を目視した敵には精神的圧迫感を与える。

Kazikli Bey

Execution

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There was a baker earlier, a right old lardy bugger but anyway.

I was on the trolleys and this bloke gets all up in my face. At first I think he's pulling my leg but it turns out he actually tossed my loaf last week. I was scundered and he still twists my snibs every time I'm in his shop.

I tried to brew tea and biscuits and ended up with wine and chicken nuggets. Not quite sure how that level of transmutation happened. Also I couldn't find any gay gold at the end of the rainbow. Looks like things have returned to normal. Now to fap to regular abusive rape porn of regular opposite sex instead of traps or some weird shit.

i posted in the april fools thread yesterday but one of the mods rudely decided to delete it without telling me. as an april fool prank, my friend decided to sneak into my house very early in the morning and remove all the handles from my pans so i couldn't make breakfast. he was at work all day so i couldn't get the handles back, so i couldn't eat until pretty late at night. obviously i was pretty pissed so i told him i was going to steal his fridge door. he must have thought i was joking because ...