This morning my cuddly little Smud-boy decided not to bite my fingers to wake me up, opting instead to bite me right on the nose. I yelled and sat up, but he just made this sweet, innocent little face as if he were saying "Oh! Mommy, you're awake! It's so nice to see you!" :(
An actual good post from 9gag? This is beyond standard comprehension. Spoiler:
Remember that one girl from my class was pregnant and gave birth, then another one got pregnant? I suggested there was some kind of relay of this, but I was wrong. You know why? THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. Yup, ANOTHER pregnant girl, which makes it the third this years and we have two babies that will have birth dates rather close... I told this to my mother and she said we should get a priest to bless the class. The irony? My school is catholic.
The things you offer me when I try to use you.
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