An actual good post from 9gag? This is beyond standard comprehension. Spoiler:
Remember that one girl from my class was pregnant and gave birth, then another one got pregnant? I suggested there was some kind of relay of this, but I was wrong. You know why? THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. Yup, ANOTHER pregnant girl, which makes it the third this years and we have two babies that will have birth dates rather close... I told this to my mother and she said we should get a priest to bless the class. The irony? My school is catholic.
The things you offer me when I try to use you.
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Updated October 16th, 2012 at 03:19 PM by alfheimwanderer
So I was at a noodle shop. Eating my noodles and drinking my iced milk tea when my glass randomly exploded. Thankfully not with the force of a frag grenade. Though glass got in my noodles and I almost gored my gums, but the glass fragment met my teeth first, so I got out of that unscathed. Probably something to do with how they make their iced milk tea. They probably poured piping hot tea over ice into the glass, and the mix of temperatures had thoroughly fucked the glass over time. ...
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