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Kiritsugu: You know...when I was younger, after this battle I fought...I was going to get properly married...
Shirou: Really?
Kiritsugu: And retire...to my hometown...(dies)


Fate

Shinji: Rider! Take them out! And then, once we win this, I'm gonna go home, retire from all this, and get married to my cute adopted little sist--
(Rider blown up)
Shinji: Oh shiiiiiiiiit~
(Runs headlong into a Berserker axe)


Caster: And then, once I take Saber for my own, I'm returning to the temple and getting married to my dear Souich--
(swordrain)
Gil: Not before I have you first, bwahahahahaha!


Rin: I...after this...wanted to...retire...and...and...
Shirou: DON'T FINISH THAT THOUGHT.


Gil: Now, I will anoint you with this darkness, and then you and I will go and be marrie--
Saber: AHA!
(Excaliblast'd)


UBW

Illya: And then, once this is all over, Berserker, you can be best man! We'll go back to Germany and I'll bring onii-chan and then he and I will get marrie--
Gil: One can only fornicate under consent of the King!
(heartrip)


Shinji: I don't wanna marry you, Tohsaka, you'll just be my pleasure slave~
Lancer: Fool, the best thing to do with a woman like that is retire and get married!
(heartstab, flames)
Shinji: Now I REALLY don't wanna marry you!
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  1. SeiKeo's Avatar
    Fate/Marriage Night?
  2. Laith's Avatar
    The scary power of Irony.
  3. RadiantBeam's Avatar
    Marriage. It's a dangerous thing.
  4. Arashi_Leonhart's Avatar
    Fate/Druaga Tower?
    Tower of Fate?
    Night of Druaga?
    I dunno.
  5. Five_X's Avatar
    Fate/Wedding Night. :P

    Followed up by a popular sequel, Bachelor/Zero.
  6. Neir's Avatar
    Well played, Arashi.
  7. Kotonoha's Avatar
    Fate/death flag
  8. nununu's Avatar
    Tempting/Fate
  9. ItsaRandomUsername's Avatar
    Fate/unrequited