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What is this blog shit?

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Depletion_Garden
, October 9th, 2012 at 06:15 AM (3024 Views)
Oh hey its a blog. Time to livejournal this shit up. With some shit talk.

Literally.

The other day. I was like having a firey shit. Repeatedly. With each shit, the skin on my sphincter was slowly burned away and it just got more and more painful. I swear. It felt like shitting a mixture of lava, rock salt and iron filings.

I need a bacta infusion up the arsehole.

I wonder if there's some way to neutralize firey shits before they come out. Drink a fuck ton of milk after spicy food?
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  1. Bittersweet's Avatar
    Wow! DX
  2. Char's Avatar
    It always amuses me when people complain about shitting after spicy food, as I eat spicy food almost daily and I'm fine
  3. Gabriulio's Avatar
    Don't eat spicy food. There, problem solved.
  4. Bittersweet's Avatar
    Will it cancel out if you eat Icy food?
  5. Mr. House's Avatar
    I eat spicy food, but since I'm Portuguese, I can handle it like a mofo.
  6. Irothtin's Avatar
    I always did question the logic of doing Ciel in the ass if she eats curry all the time
  7. Spinach's Avatar
    Depletion Garden is just weaksauce.
  8. Depletion_Garden's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Char
    It always amuses me when people complain about shitting after spicy food, as I eat spicy food almost daily and I'm fine
    I hate you in the way lactose intolerant people hate me when I quaff myself on dairy products.
  9. Bittersweet's Avatar
    I'm almost afraid to ask... but what does "quaff" mean?
  10. Spinach's Avatar
    To drink a lot.
  11. Kotonoha's Avatar
    I eat spicy food all the time and I think I'm okay.

    Perhaps I have a special anus.
  12. Spinach's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Kotonoha
    Perhaps I have a special anus.
    Ehehehe