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It wasn't a relay at all

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Remember that one girl from my class was pregnant and gave birth, then another one got pregnant? I suggested there was some kind of relay of this, but I was wrong. You know why?

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.


Yup, ANOTHER pregnant girl, which makes it the third this years and we have two babies that will have birth dates rather close...

I told this to my mother and she said we should get a priest to bless the class. The irony? My school is catholic.
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  1. Laith's Avatar
    It is clearly mating season.
  2. Spinach's Avatar
    And these girls, are they the same age as you?
  3. Ace's Avatar
    >Slutty Catholic school girls

    Quelle surprise.
  4. RadiantBeam's Avatar
    It's always the Catholic girls.
  5. Gabriulio's Avatar
    @Spinach

    Yep, we're all in the same age group. My class has people ranging from 16 to 18. Most of us are seventeen, as are these girls.
  6. mangafreak7793's Avatar
    Their really fertile aren't they ?
  7. Kotonoha's Avatar
    That's what happens when you're told that birth control is the devil, I guess.
  8. Mcjon01's Avatar
    Yeah, it's not really ironic. Just sort of par for the course. Catholic school girls get knocked up, news at 11.
  9. LunarLegend's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Kotonoha
    That's what happens when you're told that birth control is the devil, I guess.
    ^ This. Simple sexual education could have avoided all this!
  10. Dark Pulse's Avatar
    Is it any surprise, really? You tell teenagers not to do something. So guess what? They'll go do it! Because without teaching them, teenagers usually have about as much sense as a thimble holds water, and from what I know about Latin America countries, it's pretty much an attitude of "It's not my fault, I couldn't help it" because apparently men aren't expected to restrain their urges and other family members are supposed to be around to do it for them or something along those lines.

    Of course, none of them would be pregnant if anyone used contraceptives, but of course, contraceptives were invented by Satan to interfere with God's will and all that bullshit.

    If I were you, I'd set up a clandestine betting pool, and bet on which girl will get knocked up next. Odds are that it'll be the priest's fault, after he sprinkles a different form of "holy water." He couldn't help it - she was cleaning up, and it was God's will that he saw her panties!

    I'd bet on it.
  11. ZidanReign's Avatar
    All you gotta do is make em' less horny.

    *Hands Gabrielos Rusty Scissors*

    You'll know what to do when the time comes.
  12. mangafreak7793's Avatar
    I feel mixed on feeling sorry for them or what the parents will do to the guys who got them pregnant.
  13. Enhance's Avatar
    Yet another stupid death