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Theocrass

Beast's Lair, I choose you!

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, October 22nd, 2012 at 12:47 PM (5329 Views)
Hey guys!

Long time no see, right?

For those of you who remember me, I'm sure my return is an uplifting and energizing event!

But for those of you who don't know me ... I have prepared an introduction.

I am Theocrass.

The crass theocrat.

The joker, the non-weed smoker, the guy who doesn't know how to play poker.

The meanest, the keenest, the baddest you've ever seen-est!

A mod, a space cowboy, a gangster of love!

A Mexican, a bear, a beloved friend to Neir (and others)!

I swagger down the street, struttin' that black cat strut!

I'm like a peacock, seeing me is always a shock!

My tail feathers sway behind me in the air, making every lady stop and stare!

I'm a lover, not a fighter ... but I'm also a fighter, so don't be a blighter.

I'm the teddy bear mod.

I grab attention like lightning on a lightning rod!

I've got a voice like thunder!

I'm the bear wonder!

I'm Theocrass, so don't you give me no sass, unless you want a swift kick in the ass!

... Yeah, I'm pretty bored right now.
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  1. Bittersweet's Avatar
    Dear Bear,

    Q: Are you really a bear?

    A:___________

    Signed, Bittersweet.
  2. Theocrass's Avatar
    Dear Bittersweet,

    Affirmative.

    Signed, Theocrass

    P.S.: What are you doing this weekend?

    *Eyebrow waggle.*
  3. SeiKeo's Avatar
    Well this was a bear to read.
  4. Theocrass's Avatar
    Of course Leo would be the first to get in a bear pun.
  5. DreamsRequiem's Avatar
    I almost couldn't bear to read those rhymes.
  6. Bittersweet's Avatar
    Eeping.

    2.
    Q: Is this true? (Y/N?)
    http://narwhaler.com/img/uy/3/apples...ear-UY3DHh.jpg
  7. Spinach's Avatar
    The joker, the non-weed smoker, the guy who doesn't know how to play poker.
    You forgot "the liar" in this part!
  8. Theocrass's Avatar
    @ DR: You wish you had my mad rhyming skillz.

    @ Bittersweet: Nah, they'll just eat anything they can get their paws on.

    @ Spinach: *Shifty eyes.*

    I don't need to say nuthin', man!

    You ain't got a warrant!

    I know my fifth amendment rights!
  9. Bittersweet's Avatar
    So that's a N?
  10. Theocrass's Avatar
    Yes, that's definitely an affirmative of my negative.
  11. Neir's Avatar
    Polar bears are nearly genetically identical to grizzly bears (or black bears, forgot which).

    In essence, it's a morphological difference only, but it's still considered a distinct species.

    SCIENCE.
  12. Theocrass's Avatar
    Mandrills are awesome.

    Jaguars are cool.

    SCIENCE!

    (Am I doing this right?)
  13. Chaos Greyblood's Avatar
    I kinda remembered you when I posted in the Evangelion thread, so yeah.
  14. Laith's Avatar
    Aren't you that bear that is a slut loves everyone equally? Because you look like him.
  15. Bittersweet's Avatar
    I would pet a bear.
  16. Dark Pulse's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Bittersweet
    I would pet a bear.
    It might be one of the last things you ever do, hope you enjoy it!
  17. RadiantBeam's Avatar
    THEO WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DAMMIT.
  18. RacingeR's Avatar
    Who is this and why is there fuss about him?

    I don't remember anyone in BL going by this name.
  19. Seika's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by RadiantBeam
    THEO WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DAMMIT.
    Her modliness evidently did not appreciate your slacking, Mr. Bear.
  20. Lancelot's Avatar
    Welcome back Theo, how was your hibernation?
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