Theocrass

Hey guys!

Long time no see, right?

For those of you who remember me, I'm sure my return is an uplifting and energizing event!

But for those of you who don't know me ... I have prepared an introduction.

I am Theocrass.

The crass theocrat.

The joker, the non-weed smoker, the guy who doesn't know how to play poker.

The meanest, the keenest, the baddest you've ever seen-est!

A mod, a space cowboy, a gangster of love!

A Mexican, a bear, a beloved friend to Neir (and others)!

I swagger down the street, struttin' that black cat strut!

I'm like a peacock, seeing me is always a shock!

My tail feathers sway behind me in the air, making every lady stop and stare!

I'm a lover, not a fighter ... but I'm also a fighter, so don't be a blighter.

I'm the teddy bear mod.

I grab attention like lightning on a lightning rod!

I've got a voice like thunder!

I'm the bear wonder!

I'm Theocrass, so don't you give me no sass, unless you want a swift kick in the ass!

... Yeah, I'm pretty bored right now.