I eat vegetables and drink water and yet I'm so constipated. Fuck my colon. Fuck my life. Fuck this gay earth.
Take some stimulative laxatives and shoot water up your butt. I guarantee results.
Tags: TMI But I feel for you.
got 99 problems but a shit ain't one
What you wrote and your avatar makes this all the more creepy.
Eat some protein you miserable fuck. And FIBER. Prunes/plums should help. Also dairy.
You develop a dependence on laxatives if you use it too often. Go buy some bran buds, and eat two spoons of it a day on top of your normal diet. Also, shit when your body tells you to shit. Holding it in gives you constipation no matter how much fibre you eat.
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