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Depletion_Garden

Opposite end of the Spectrum

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Depletion_Garden
, January 3rd, 2013 at 08:06 AM (1955 Views)
I think it is a pretty well established fact that I am perpetually constipated. If not, then well. I am perpetually constipated.

Then my mom was all like, drink this. It will help.

Now I'm perpetually shitting my guts out.

Some middle ground would be nice. Why is this world so full of extremists?
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  1. Dark Pulse's Avatar
    Don't eat 46 slices of cheese and you won't have a problem.
  2. Enhance's Avatar
    I eat cheese like I breathe air and I don't have the problem.
  3. Depletion_Garden's Avatar
    So ODing on cheese will help me shit how?
  4. In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries's Avatar
    Fibers yo
  5. Enhance's Avatar
    Next medicine will make you perpetually suck shit back in.
  6. Dark Pulse's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Depletion_Garden
    So ODing on cheese will help me shit how?
    It won't. It helps you NOT shit.

    To shit, you need more fiber. Lots more fiber. Drink your Metamucil.
  7. Depletion_Garden's Avatar
    So its all about balance. I drink half that stuff that makes me shit perpetually and eat like 23 slices of cheese. Hopefully it'll meet me in the middle and I'll shit like a normal person.
  8. Theocrass's Avatar
    Become Mexican.