Eiyuu Ou

Having dallied with you primitive ingrates long enough, I found this place almost worthy of my attentions. A haven of half-breeds and imbeciles it may be, but the honesty of this swamp is somehow refreshing, I would say.

But now, as though this were a tour of my property, I must at last depart. The King of Heroes has no more time to spend here, and as such will return to a place more favorable. As an act of mercy on you mongrels, I will let you all live - if only because that would amuse Kirei, who finds the vileness of this "forum" something to be left alone. I could hardly care less.

Keep my city clean, all you varied fools, and may your lives be brutal and short, just as they ought to be. Maybe one of you may become something more than a mere fool amongst his kin, but I doubt your tenacity. It seems that most of you are only able to stay focused on your strange obsessions and deliberate, repetitive arguments.

For now, my eternal subjects, I shall leave. Do not expect my return anytime soon.