Scavenged from the Wonderland of Rebirth: Artificial Memorial of Perfection

I! Have come back! TO! LIFE!
Shinryu: (grouchy) No you haven’t. Shut up.
Haha! But now that I am talking, you have not the force of will to ignore me! (Plus, I bound you beforehand, so you can’t do a thing!)
Shinryu: (stymied) I – I – I hate you; you know that, right?
Yeah. Now, if you would excuse me, I’ve a profile and thread list to go through. Galeforce!
Shinryu: (muttering) It’s finally happened. The excessive exposure to FE:A has corrupted him. At least it affected only hi - oh who am I kidding. Luna! If you’re wearing Lucina cosplay, I swear –
Luna Sepperin Soul: (wearing a yellow raincoat, hiding something sword-like behind her back) …No?
Shinryu: … I need a drink.
/
O-kay, my need to express myself in multiple personalities done with, it really has been too long since I last logged on to BL.
(A quick list of things to blame include college, Spacebattles threads, FE:A, YouTube, Steam, and Demonophobia.)
But now that is done! I-! Well, y’know, I’m back. And still alive.
Shinryu: And still single.
And proud of it Oh, stop that, my inner self of snark.
As I’ve said above, now! To the threads! *dives in, ladders-a’swingin’*