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668 - Neighbor of the Beast

Darples' Toe Adventures: One Month Later

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Total cost to bring you this moment of grotesque: $2,349, and losing one toenail.

The look on your face was worth it.
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  1. BlackField's Avatar
    It looks like a sultana. Yummy.
  2. Paitouch's Avatar
    And everyone's gonna see this right at the top until someone makes a new blog post.
  3. Servant Shiki's Avatar
    Does it bring you some kind of sick joy to show someone else what's wrong with your body?
  4. Raven2785's Avatar
    Try again, that didn't even come close to my mental pollution barriers.
  5. ZidanReign's Avatar
    I stubbed and disfigured my left big toe.

    get on my level darples
  6. Dark Pulse's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by ZidanReign
    I stubbed and disfigured my left big toe.

    get on my level darples
    I split my scalp open when I was 10 and it took six staples to shut it. With no anesthesia.

    Trust me, you don't want that kind of pain.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raven2785
    Try again, that didn't even come close to my mental pollution barriers.
    Okay.

  7. Enhance's Avatar
    nsfw that shit


    darples' feet ewwww


    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Pulse
    I split my scalp open when I was 10 and it took six staples to shut it. With no anesthesia.

    Trust me, you don't want that kind of pain.
    Happened to me twice, one time when I was 3, one time when I was 13
    Updated May 30th, 2013 at 09:17 AM by Enhance
  8. ZidanReign's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Pulse
    I split my scalp open when I was 10 and it took six staples to shut it. With no anesthesia.
    That.... sounds remarkably similar to an incident when I was 5, I coincidentally split my scalp as well.

    I really could have died that day actually from what I remember and was told.
  9. BlackField's Avatar
    That.... sounds remarkably similar to an incident when I was 5, I coincidentally split my scalp as well.

    I really could have died that day actually from what I remember and was told.
    Coincidentally that sounds simliar to an incident I had when I was 4, I even required the same amount of stiches as Darples.

    This is the spooky moment when we find out everyone on BL split their head open when they were kids.
  10. Dark Pulse's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Enhance
    nsfw that shit
    Hey, it's fully safe for work. Unless you photoshop breasts onto my remaining toenails, anyway, but that's someone else's problem.
  11. Break's Avatar
    Huh, i never had any head-injuries or broken bones or anything, only time i needed a doctor to slash around at me was surgery on my eye when i was 6
  12. Enhance's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Pulse
    Hey, it's fully safe for work. Unless you photoshop breasts onto my remaining toenails, anyway, but that's someone else's problem.
    >>
    darples' feet ewwww
  13. Raven2785's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Pulse
    *Pic*

    Okay.
    Hm... nope, not even made queasy by it.

    And I also had a head injury when I was six, some kid I was fighting with had the smart idea of dropping a pretty hefty rock on top of me from the second floor of school.

    Didn't need any stiches, but I remember it was gushing like a mofo.
  14. Knight of Khaos's Avatar
    Nope, not really all that grossed out. I'm used to seeing nasty battle scars. Show me a puss spewing growth and then we're talking stomach churning.
  15. Kelnish's Avatar
    I remember when one of my fingers looked like that after I ripped the damn nail off in a car door. Fun times.
  16. Kotonoha's Avatar
    Cool nail polish bro.
  17. Tobias's Avatar
    Put me down on the people with split heads, 3 staples for me. Some kid swung one of the lifeguards floaty things at me at a local pool...he neglected to note the giant padlock hanging on the end, guess what busted me on the head?
  18. SeiKeo's Avatar
    You really need a pedicure.
  19. IhaxlikeNoob's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Paitouch
    And everyone's gonna see this right at the top until someone makes a new blog post.
    This. Lol.

    I did a double-take when I first saw this.
  20. Dark Pulse's Avatar
    I could make it a banner image if it's so popular.
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