In-N-Out Double-Double & Animal Fries

Hi yi yippee ky yay motherfuckers, it's time for another Kyokushi's Snack Blog

today I will be consuming this shit



This might be available in America too but fuck if I know. Cost me 5RMB, less than a buck USD.

Anyways, for those of you who are ignorant of what this is, it's Pretz. A pretzel stick from Glico who also makes Pocky. I suppose you could call Pretz Pocky's maybeshouldhavebeenabortedbutsortofgladitwasnt brother.

Anyways, this is Tea flavored. To be more accurate it's something Tea something flavored but I don't know what that something is. I can only recognize the character and "tea"

Maybe one of you chinks who hasn't shamed his or her ancestors can tell me exactly what the flavor is. Some sort of Green Tea cake thing probably, judging by the box picture.


Nutrition facts and shit


Opening it up, here's what it looks like


pretty much exactly what it looks like on the box, though maybe not as straight.

Anyways. it smells like cream and shame. More like cream, less like shame.

Eating it, it tastes like cream (like the shit they use in cakes) but has this weird acidic aftertaste. It's nothing special and-

Holy fuck why can't I stop eating it.

4/5
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