Apparently, a good shower won't get you fully clean. No, to do that, you'll need to fill up your entire tub with Pepsi and take a bath in it. No, seriously. Fizz fizz!
Actually the best shower is a muriatic acid shower
I usually take coca cola baths because the last time my pa caught me in a pepsi bath he whooped me good. Now that I don't live with him though I've moved to taking one mountain dew bath a month, and not bathing at all except for that.
I like the Mirinda bath. It's like getting a tan.
My skin itches
worry not. Tis just the microbes and bugs feasting upon the sugars you have coated yourself in.
A bath in unsweetened peppermint soda water. Imagine that, folks.
Can you use Sodastream and Cola-extract? I mean, less to carry.
The artificial flavor really cleans up everything.
Oh dear lord, Imagine how that will feel when it drys on the ass hairs.
Bathing in blood, Erzsebet Bathory style.