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668 - Neighbor of the Beast

Remember when you were a kid, and had to learn how to type?

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If you're of relatively close to my age, the name "Mavis Beacon" probably brings one of two thoughts to your mind:
  1. "Oh yeah, Mavis Beacon! Man, that was hard at times."
  2. "FUCK YOU DARPLES, I SUPPRESSED MY MEMORY OF THAT BITCH UNTIL NOW!"

Yeah, well, this ain't Mavis Beacon. Instead, it's Icarus Proudbottom. But when he's done with you, your fingers will be like gods.*

By the way, I aced pretty much every test on the first go. I think the lowest I ever scored was an S+, though one test did push me kind of close... won't spoil it.

So let's see how many of you can keep up with my fingerbanging, and how many of you will be mere mortals!

*(Or goddesses. Beast's Lair is a gender-friendly place for all genders. Even Bishie men and Fujoshi women.)
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  1. Lycodrake's Avatar
    Actually an interesting typing game, Darples.
  2. Lianru's Avatar
    Is S++++ the highest, or is there a S+++++?
  3. Hopeluvjoy's Avatar
    Fuck this game. Why do they stick a blank spot for space. I keep seeing that as me already spacing.
  4. Lycodrake's Avatar
    @Lianru: It seems like S+++++ is the highest.
  5. Moczo's Avatar
    Hee hee hee hee. 'Proudbottom'.
  6. RoadBuster's Avatar
    Yeah, I dunno of anyone that doesn't say Mavis "Bacon".
  7. Neir's Avatar
    I had Mario Teaches Typing.

    Also, I was always good at typing. I had Grammar Examiner.
  8. LoyaltL's Avatar
    I never had any typing tool. >:/
  9. Reynel's Avatar
    Man, I just finished the game, and guess what: My native language is Spanish! Now I type like angels would do it if they had computers lol