Mooncake

[20:26] <@hero> how about a loan
[20:26] <@hero> I>.>;
[20:26] <@Sei> sure
[20:26] <@Sei> i've give you 20 karma for your left nut :V
[20:26] <@hero> what
[20:26] <@hero> no way
[20:27] <@Sei> i guess you don't want karma then
[20:27] * hero protects lower parts
[20:27] <Mooncake> At least 30
[20:27] <Mooncake> That's what he means
[20:27] <@Sei> sorry
[20:27] <DB-L> goddamnit, desktop wifi isn't responding
[20:27] <@Sei> this is the left nut
[20:27] <@Sei> not the right
[20:27] <Mooncake> Don't worry hero
[20:27] <Mooncake> I'll negotiate on your behalf
[20:27] <@Sei> ok
[20:28] <@Sei> gimme your left nut then
[20:28] <Mooncake> Nope, we're negotiating for hero's left nut
[20:28] <Mooncake> So greedy, Sei
[20:28] <Mooncake> Take take take
[20:28] <@Sei> then you're meaningless
[20:28] <@Opt> sei
[20:28] <@Sei> you have no part in this deal
[20:28] <@Opt> can we get mereo's dog tag
[20:28] <@Opt> like in MGS2?
[20:28] <@Sei> you can get his panties
[20:29] <@hero> >His
[20:29] <@Opt> do they have a dog tag
[20:29] == RacingeR [[email protected]] has joined #Regalia
[20:29] <Mooncake> But I wanted to be a lawyer ;__;
[20:29] <@Opt> also wait what
[20:29] == mode/#regalia [+o RacingeR] by ChanServ
[20:29] <Mooncake> heya Rce
[20:29] <@Opt> why would a dude wear panties
[20:29] <Mooncake> Race
[20:29] <@Opt> that sounds uncomfortable as fuck
[20:29] <Mooncake> Why not, Opti
[20:29] <@Sei> mereo is a dude
[20:29] <@Sei> merry is a girl
[20:29] <@RacingeR> Back
[20:29] <@Opt> I thought we'd established
[20:29] <@hero> I am having a tag duel with jojo against happy_dick and neo_arcadia
[20:29] <@Sei> opti
[20:29] <@Opt> Merry was Akira's brother
[20:29] <@Sei> this is a mereo char
[20:29] <Air> Nothing is quite as simple as it seem-
[20:30] <Air> ^^
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[20:30] <@Opt> what
[20:30] <DB-L_> [19:26] <@Sei> not the right
[20:30] <DB-L_> so what'd I miss after that?
[20:30] <@hero> not the riiiiiiiight
[20:30] <Vri> i thought womans underwear was supposed to be really comfortable?
[20:30] <snaax> ...wat
[20:31] <@Sei> depends on the kind you get
[20:31] <Mooncake> We negotiated
[20:31] <@Sei> no we didn't
[20:31] <@hero> men underwear isn't comfortable?
[20:31] <@Sei> someone hasn't lost a nut yet
[20:31] <Mooncake> Don't worry hero
[20:31] <@Opt> Sei why do you want people to lose bodily parts
[20:31] <@Opt> so easily
[20:31] <@RacingeR> That's nuts
[20:31] <Mooncake> I'll negotiate on your behalf
[20:31] <Mooncake> and so on
[20:31] <@Opt> the more you take
[20:31] <@Sei> opti
[20:31] <@Sei> i'm a sadist
[20:31] <@Opt> the less you can abuse
[20:31] <@Sei> why do you ask this?
[20:32] <@Opt> because it makes no sense
[20:32] <@Sei> yeah yeah
[20:32] <@Opt> once he's lost a nut it's one nut less you can kick
[20:32] <Air> The psychological damage makes up for it
[20:32] * Sei waves hand
[20:32] <@Sei> so who's losing a nut?
[20:32] * Sei readies the scissors
[20:32] <@hero> ...>.>
[20:32] <@Opt> hmm
[20:32] <@Opt> in oni
[20:32] <@Opt> or IRL
[20:32] <@hero> It's the only way to make haruka happy
[20:33] <@Sei> ...
[20:33] <@Sei> i could cut balls in oni...
[20:33] <snaax> ....
[20:33] * snaax makes tooru run like hell
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[20:33] <Mooncake> Hero has agreed to lose his left nut for 25 karma
[20:33] <@hero> Opti
[20:33] <@hero> why
[20:33] <@hero> WHY
[20:33] <Mooncake> Thanks for the agreement hero
[20:33] <snaax> LEL
[20:33] <DB-L_> this talk reminds me of an unfortunate guy from my old school who lot a nut because one night he slept in an awkward position and cut off circulation
[20:33] <Mooncake> Really helpful in negotiations
[20:33] <DB-L_> or something like that
[20:34] * Sei looks at moon
[20:34] <@Opt> ouuuuuuch.
[20:34] <@Sei> 20
[20:34] <Mooncake> 22?
[20:34] <@Sei> 18
[20:34] <DB-L_> since then, I've been paranoid about my sleeping position
[20:34] <@Enchanter> 30.
[20:34] <DB-L_> >_>
[20:34] <DB-L_> <_<
[20:34] <Mooncake> No lower then 20
[20:34] <@Opt> 30
[20:34] <Air> 19
[20:34] <@Sei> the more you try to lowball me
[20:34] <@Sei> the lower it gets
[20:34] <@Sei> 18
[20:34] <@Opt> 20
[20:34] <Mooncake> A harsh negotiator
[20:34] <Air> Hero take the 18
[20:34] <@Sei> 10
[20:34] <Mooncake> Very well
[20:34] <Air> 9
[20:34] <snaax> isnt it hero's nut anyhow
[20:34] <Mooncake> I accept on hero's behalf
[20:34] <@Opt> we'll take 10
[20:34] <snaax> 5
[20:35] <!Katie> i offer mooncake's nut for 15 karma
[20:35] <Mooncake> To who?
[20:35] <@Opt> Ill sacrifice my nut
[20:35] <@Opt> in hero's stead
[20:35] <@Opt> no homo
[20:35] * Sei snips hero while he's not paying attention
[20:35] <!Katie> gaaaaaaaaay
[20:35] <Air> About as bro as it gets
[20:35] <@Opt> shit too late
[20:35] <Air> Slightly gay
[20:35] * snaax flips table
[20:35] <@Opt> never mind
[20:35] <@Sei> don't worry hero
[20:35] <Mooncake> Sold, to Sei in the corner for 10 karma!
[20:35] <@Sei> opti said you can have his left nut
[20:35] <@Opt> but sei
[20:36] <@hero> oh man that's ew
[20:36] <@Opt> what about organ compatibility
[20:36] <@Opt> he could die
[20:36] * hero just goes away
[20:36] <Air> There are pills for that
[20:36] <@Opt> and make things worse
[20:36] <@Sei> opti
[20:36] <snaax> its meaningless because now its not his sperm
[20:36] * Opt runs
[20:36] <@Sei> you are offering your left nut
[20:36] <snaax> :P
[20:36] <@Sei> i'm sure god with make an acception for your bro
[20:36] <@Opt> No
[20:36] <@Opt> I'm sure he won't
[20:36] <@Sei> don't get tsun now
[20:36] <Air> Immunosuppresants!
[20:36] <Air> Medical science!
[20:36] <@Opt> also airen inmunsoppresants
[20:36] <@Opt> only work
[20:36] <@Opt> for the first 24 hours
[20:37] <Air> I'm willing to risk it for science
[20:37] <@Opt> and then max survivability is 6 months at best
[20:37] <snaax> or get aids
[20:37] <@Opt> I can't have aids
[20:37] <@Opt> for a single good reason
[20:37] <snaax> no immunity whatsoever
[20:37] <@Opt> can't catch a STD if you haven't had the S
[20:37] <@hero> also I can't give away my left nut
[20:37] <@hero> my san is low as it is
[20:37] <@Sei> AIDS = Aggressive Intercourse Dissipation Syndrome
[20:37] <@Sei> truefax
[20:37] <@hero> do you know how much of a shock that must be
[20:38] <snaax> more like
[20:38] <Air> Hero, you
[20:38] <Air> 'would be too stunned to notice
[20:38] <snaax> sei now gives SAN for boody parts
[20:38] <@Sei> >sei
[20:38] <@Sei> >being kind
[20:38] <Air> It's more likely than you'd think
[20:38] <@hero> please we know you are super kind
[20:38] <snaax> >very low ratesssssssss
[20:38] <@Opt> hero
[20:38] <@Sei> i still have to rape someone
[20:38] <@Opt> the more you say it
[20:38] <@hero> rape someone
[20:38] * Morm walks in
[20:38] <@Opt> the more she's inclined to make rape
[20:38] <@Morm> ok
[20:38] <@hero> the nice rape?
[20:38] <@Morm> why is it
[20:39] * snaax offers pizza
[20:39] <@hero> or the bad gore rape?
[20:39] <@Opt> seem a light punishment
[20:39] <@Morm> when i leave
[20:39] <@Sei> well hero
[20:39] <@hero> >.>
[20:39] <@Morm> you all go insane
[20:39] <@Morm> about testicles



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