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One week later, I'm nearing the end of the throat/head cold I caught and making full use of the disgusting Magic of NyQuil. So on a weird combo of coffee, chai, and cold medicine right now and letting that take me where it goes.
Seeing as its my day off, I'm out of dumb youtube videos/bestfriend podcasts to watch/listen to time to saddle in for more Frozen!

Now that "Let it Go"/the best song in the movie is done we have nothing but plot/snowman asshole to look forward to.
....yaaaaayyyy


"Elsa it's me Anna, your sister who didn't mean to make you freeze the summer."
Man, can't tell if this is dumb or genius funny. That delivery tho.

..She called her a stinker.
lohl

...wait, how are they so far away from each other? Anna left like maybe 20 minutes after her. I'll even give them benefit of the doubt and say 45 minutes. How is Elsa already singing in the mountains when Anna took a horse and is that far behind? Do magic snow powers make you super fast when the camera is off you? Shit dont make no sense
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Wow. This whole scene has been legitimately funny.


Soo they live in Norway/the mountains in olden times, and he sells ice from his sled...
This can't all be for the one joke, right? I mean they had that mining song in the beginning and established the ice miners... Which themselves don't really make sense. The town is in walking distance of the mountain that they mine at, its not like its an exotic resource. They might want it in summer, but how would they get it? Wouldn't it have melted in the mountain, or at least by the time Cody got his sled to town? Even if they store it in some crazy magic/steampunk fridge he just keeps it on his sled, it'd melt pretty fast........
The ice is magic. Cody sells magic ice. Yes, this seems right.
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Man, Dat face. He looks so hurt.
"I know it was you Cody.
You broke my heart"

HE PLAYS GUITAR AND IS SINGING ABOUT HOW REINDEERS ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE.
HE IS TWO MINUTES AWAY FROM GOING TO THE QUAD AND HANDING OUT PAMPHLETS ON GLOBAL WARMING IN HIS PETA SHIRT.
YELLING

His Sven voice sounds like DBZ Abridged Dr. Brief. He should totally have Sven tell Anna to stfu make him a sandwich.


"You got engaged to someone you just met that day?! harahrrrhmmmmrfff This is most unorthodox!!"
Seriously Disney, you already made the joke, you made a whole movie about the joke. We get it, you're not in the 50s anymore. Just let it go. ...
hehe
unintentional pun (or maybe it was intentional, YOULL NEVER KNOOWWW)

Do all men really pick their nose and eat it? I need second opinions on this.


DIREWOLVES
OHNOH
Mahhnn they really shouldve figured out a way to get Tyrion in here. Make Kristoff a dwarf and have him fuck Anna like crazy while being pissed off about being a dwarf/having bitch ass Joffrey..err Elsa as the queen

...wow 42 minutes in and we just now hear Cody's name. Granted he hasn't been in it that much but he is one of the mains. We knew the fuckign Reindeers name before his for christs sake.
I can only assume that means Anna is going to end up humping Sven by the end of this.

YOU DONT TELL MY WAIFU WHAT TO DO

..wait they have sled loans?


"We have to help her. I want that pusseh"
I refuse to believe there isn't reindeer pron as a direct result of this. RULE 34 MOTHER FUCKERS

Seriously, how did Elsa get so far ahead of her?

OHHHH GOOODDDDDDD
THE FUCKING SNOWMAN
NOOOOOOOOO

Well hes not annoying as he could be......

aaand hes singing now..goddamnit
Fuck you Glee

I bet you he's great in Book of Mormon
Just not here. Fucking annoying anthropormorphic Disney shit..

snowman shoulda been Tyrion. That wouldn have made this the best movie evar.

Why do they need to make Ghandi a villain? The story is just fine having him be bumbling d-bag and Elsa/Elphaba the "villain"

Sven is canon "love expert"
Meaning he gets a lot of Disney princess pussy

Okay question, why does Kristoff/Cody not have a beard? he doesnt seem like he would have a razor/care about shaving. Can he not grow one? Look at his hair and built snow minign body, he should be able to grow one. SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS HIS BEEAARRDDD?

Kristen Bell's switching between singing/speaking here is a little off. She's not a bad singer, but you can kinda tell she hasn't really done musicals, at least not a lot. I think.
Google/wikipedia shows shes had minorish parts in some. Which isn't surprising. SHe sound like a minor singer. Again, she's by no means bad, just ugh.. not too great.


Man, I mean Bell's not bad at all, but there's such a huge gap in talent here. Idina is just acting+singing circles around here.. without even really trying.

"What power do you have to stop ME
In mah sexy dress"

I have a feeling I'd like Olaf a lot better if he wasnt a stupid fuckign snowman.
Josh Gad isn't bad. His acting here isn't bad. The fact that hes a STUPID FUCKING SNOWMAN WITH A BUCKTOOTH is really distracting, and really annoying.

HE JUST HAD A GOOD LINE. THERE'S POTENTIAL HERE FOR A GOOD/FUNNY CHARACTER.

IT'S BUBBY AGAIN!!

Listening to her voice longer its really not Bubby/Cake. Which makes me sad.
Imma just pretend she's Bubby. Makes me happier.


This song is almost as bad as "Love is an open door"
Won't ever be as bad "A Guy Like You"
or anything in A Troll In Central Park
or anything in any non-Anastasia Don Bluth movie

are these trolls supposed to be black people? cus if they are


Hard to run in dem heels, isn't it Elsa.


Welp Elsa's in jail, Anna is freezing from dah inside cus her heart is frozen...GET IT?
and mah Nyquil making me sleepeh and way too hard to edit dis shit nao.
WILL THEY ELSA GET OUT OF JAIL AND LEARN TO UNFREEZE ARANDELLEORWHATEVERTHEFUCKITSCALLED
WILL TRUE LOVE SAVE ANNA AND THAW HER FROZEN HEART?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR FROZEN BALL Z

spoiler alert this is a disney movie
so yes
yes they both do