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Apparently I'm pretty gay-

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Depletion_Garden
, April 1st, 2014 at 12:11 AM (2217 Views)
Against my will, I'm suddenly at least 95% homo. I feel this is a misrepresentation of gays and for the sake of a more progressive community, I humbly request for my sexuality to be reverted to its former form. Seriously, I don't think gay people want me representing them. I'd advocate the search for gay pots of gold under rainbows. And using mystical gay powers to fix bad cosplayers. Cause we all know gay people have mystical fashion powers. And also unbeknownst to me, I've gained the power to brew tea and bake biscuits. Is this a new side effect of my 95% homo powers, or was I bitten by a radioactive teacup before and just did not realize? Also Giru turned into an elf. I'm very confused.

Updated April 1st, 2014 at 12:23 AM by Depletion_Garden

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  1. Spinach's Avatar
    I also bake biscuits, and people say I do it really well.

    Does it mean I might have some gay too?

    I need to consult an expert on this. I know just the guy.
  2. Break's Avatar
    I have a passion for baking, sewing, and females; 'tis the mysterious power of us hybrids. No need to worry.
  3. The Geek's Avatar
    I like flowers, rom-coms, and tits. What does that say about me?
  4. I3uster's Avatar
    Wow guys dial down the coming out a bit.
  5. Totenkopf's Avatar
    Great, lets take it over here, friends.
    http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/4762-I-m-Gay
  6. Spinach's Avatar
    I don't think I'm quite gay enough for that thread. I'm a light gay.
  7. Totenkopf's Avatar
    I'll train you to enjoy it. You wouldn't be the first man I've corrupted.
  8. Kat's Avatar
    You cannot turn people into homosexuals, dumbass.
  9. bahamut zero's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Break
    I have a passion for baking, sewing, and females; 'tis the mysterious power of us hybrids. No need to worry.
    Do you look good in a dress?
  10. Break's Avatar
    Never tried. I did try wearing high-heels once though and had no problem with it.
  11. I3uster's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by SpaceCaptainKatsura
    You cannot turn people into homosexuals, dumbass.
    Actually you can because sexual fetishism can be conditioned.

    which is why fapping to traps turns you gay trufax
  12. ZidanReign's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster
    Actually you can because sexual fetishism can be conditioned.

    which is why fapping to traps turns you gay trufax
    Shit i gotta stop my friend before he goes really homo
  13. Petrikow's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by I3uster
    Actually you can because sexual fetishism can be conditioned.

    which is why fapping to traps turns you gay trufax
    How gay am I?
  14. I3uster's Avatar
    very