Idiocy

You can't ruse me Kelnish.

Handpicked flowers, handwritten card.

I'm on top of this good son shit.

I sent her a text with some flower emojis, that's good right?

You brits are doing it wrong. Get on austria's level and be cool like 'murrica.

Koto that isn't enough. You get on my mom and I'll take care of yours. That's what best dudebrochicks are for.

Good Job iRUN! Now get your buddy to give her a good mother's night.

Mother's Day is basically different in most countries.

Kelnish will you spend some time with my mom tonight?

What if I never knew my mom? What if I have two dads?

Then you don't need any guyfriends for mothers day, but you sure as hell better have some for fathers day!

Kelnish = Paul Finch