Strange Records

hahahaha

Hey Apple, that's for you.

Ringo-chan ain't that young is he?

How is this even news? No really, how could we have possibly guessed this could be possible? :V

Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all... whelp, not anymore. Scientific evidence shows it's actually better to never have loved. Fuck yeah, science!

/foreveralone

Its kind of hard to determine wether or not you really loved though, isnt it?

That's true; better avoid teenage relationships altogether just to be safe!

It's the indicated figures that I find annoying.

Teenagers - well, was just about =.=
Effects can last 25 years - FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Thank you for confirming that I am, in fact, screwed.