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Facestalking

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Imperial
, January 22nd, 2015 at 02:46 AM (3314 Views)
A woman I've never met has put some impressive work into stalking me on Facebook.

She liked something I posted a month ago, and I decided to go out on a limb and send her a friend request when I saw we have so many friends in common. I also sent a private message asking her who she was, how she knows me and what motivated her to go digging into my profile. She then unloaded on me about some surprisingly personal stuff before casually mentioning she'll see me at work tomorrow. I went through the day without running into her at the office, but I got home to find a message from her about how put out she was that she didn't run into me today.

I'm telling you all this so that you guys won't be surprised when you read a news story about my body turning up in some lady's basement.
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  1. LoyaltL's Avatar
    Not enough. She needs to give you some sort of gift at this point for the death flag to be raised.
  2. Rafflesiac's Avatar
    Don't forget the sexually explicit pictures.

    They're like the Numb Left Arm of stalking.
  3. Imperial's Avatar
    I've somehow managed to the past few days without running into this person, which means

    1. I am lucky.
    2. She got embarrassed and quit.
    3. She doesn't actually work there but has figured out I do even though I have posted it on zero social networking sites and have made no other mention of it online.

    Anything but 3, please
  4. Crown's Avatar
    R.I.P
  5. mAc Chaos's Avatar
    If she's a friend of a friend, she could have learned about it through them.
  6. Daiki's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by mAc Chaos
    If she's a friend of a friend, she could have learned about it through them.
    Which means you need new friends who won't leak personal info.