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The first one is Gliceson. He wrote the I and the C too close together and that's confusing you.

No fucking clue for the second one.

Actually it could be Gleeson too, with a shitty first E. Hard to say for sure. But it's one of those two.

Ray Wilson sounds like a bloody great cunt though, that much I do know.

Gi5eson
Dw if you get them wrong they're pretty terribly written that anyone would understand if you did.

It looks like Gleeson and lol cannot understand the second one.

You should probably put "Please write legibly." on the sheet.

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Gi5eson
Dw if you get them wrong they're pretty terribly written that anyone would understand if you did.

I guess it's not much more surprising than the time traveller in the top left hand corner of the sheet.

What Ru and Nuke said.

Rather than German I'm wondering if you had a visitor of Middle Eastern descent. Jan Izh Molad? Mohad?

Looks like he wrote he's from Gerary. Heh.

First one is definitely Gleeson. Second one, especially based on the jumbled bit that's definitely supposed to be "Germany" I'd say is Mohammed. Perhaps "ibn Mohammed," even.

Trust me, I'm a professional. I have to decipher the scribblings of drunk old men.

First name is "Glesson".

Last name circled, fuck if I know. Those are some amazing chicken scratches there.

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First name is "Glesson".

Last name circled, fuck if I know. Those are some amazing chicken scratches there.

You think that's bad? Wait till you see the UK guy who wrote his name and United Kingdom in minute antish print in the bottom half of the box. Dx

And here I thought that my writing is chicken scratch level.

But I can't read these at all lol.