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Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time


Just wanted to get something in a blog, and this was the song I was listening to.


  1. Five_X's Avatar
    ITT: Postmodernist sex.
  2. RadiantBeam's Avatar
    I used to have this song on my iPod. Fun times.