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Updated September 8th, 2018 at 02:10 PM by Snow (Public warning applied)

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  1. Mcjon01's Avatar
    who hurt you apple
  2. Apple's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Mcjon01
    who hurt you apple
    Yo so I've heard this line enough that I was about to reply sarcastically, but my flu is so bad that I feel like I am going to die so I am just going to go out on a limb here and say "it's my mom" and probably also my childhood crush from when I was 4 or 5, except that stoic super men online regularly tell me that neither of them hurt me, I was the one who was stupid and weak enough to be feel hurt by them
  3. Zurvan's Avatar
    >when I was 5

    dude what even
  4. Apple's Avatar
    In all honesty that was the earliest encounter with female betrayal from a woman that wasn't my mother, so that stuck to me for a long time even if I failed to realize it.

    At the time she was older than me iirc (I was 4-5 so she was probably 7-9) and she pretended to reciprocate and then right before or in between music classes (I forget) she turned around and sold me out to get absolutely trashed and humiliated for liking her by all of her friends.

    Again, no big deal, but me being the pussy I was I found it traumatic enough to remember.
    Updated September 7th, 2018 at 07:15 AM by Apple
  5. Apple's Avatar
    Yo i'm so dizzy rn i don't even care that I'm giving out deets over the internet haha. Inb4 meme'd into disrespectable and laughable reddit pasta!

    I remember very well being encircled by her and her friends and feeling so incredibly hot-faced and ashamed for allowing myself to feel attracted to somebody

    I think that was when I realized that confessing to someone was an extreme and threatening vulnerability and that I needed to fix it and fix myself and fix the prospect of ever wearing my heart on my sleeves unprepared ever again
    Updated September 7th, 2018 at 07:16 AM by Apple
  6. Mcjon01's Avatar
    Just grow a thick, rugged full beard
    I spent a whole year in Japan where white guys get laid just by sneezing but I was still a loser until I grew a beard, now bitches be all up in my DMs like what
    I’m telling you it works
  7. Apple's Avatar
    I'm not concerned with sex right now

    The flu started two weeks ago sunday but ever since r days ago when I started getting dizzy and feeling worse and worse I realized that I might as well get all the grudges I've been nursing for decades off of my chest before I die

    I want people to understand that I have been salty as fuck, and never for the sake of it. I don't understand why people adamantly blind themselves to the contradictory reality of women that's right in front of them. Society desperately needs to realize how monstrous women are.
    Updated September 7th, 2018 at 07:31 AM by Apple
  8. Imperial's Avatar
    Jesus Christ, dude. Female betrayal? How monstrous women are? You're going full Elliot Rodger.

    This all sounds like a personal hangup more than anything else. Your feeling ashamed for being "allowed" to be attracted to someone speaks to some baggage you need to unpack with a professional. Bitching about how much you loathe women doesn't make you a visionary or a martyr.

    Did you ever stop to think that if you didn't look down on women, your interactions with women might not be so awful?
  9. Strife ❤️'s Avatar
    owo
  10. Leftovers's Avatar
    Just purge yourself of the need to pursue romantic relationships my dude.

    Also eat your pills and chicken soup and get well soon.