It was like diarrhea but there was a fair bit of blood when I wiped. Pretty gnarly looking. I stopped pooping blood the next morning though. I'm probably fine. My fate is in the Emperor's hands now.
go to a fucking doctor
shit like that happens eh
Go get some Preparation H and you'll be good my dude, you've been posting these blogs for so long I don't think your ass can kill you at this point
Sometimes this can be cancer I would say it doesn't hurt to get it checked but I don't know your healthcare situation.
Check for hemorrhoids, if it's painful, there's a high chance it could be that