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So I'm joining that monthly contest. Who knew?

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With the theme being so broad a Duchamp can lodge a porta-potty in it -- I then scoured high and low for possible candidates. I won't bore whoever reads this with a list of those I considered then set aside; gods know I'm boring enough as is.

Instead, here's a shortlist:

G. G. Allin -- Jesus Christ, NO

Lee Miller -- American model and artist, co-discoverer of the process of solarisation alongside her sometime partner Man Ray (yes, the Spongebob character), wartime photographer, and postwar gourmand. Maybe a particularly weird Berserker, who knows? But maybe Watcher too, after a fashion.

Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru -- I'm... not good with gags. Not anymore. Shit's depressing these days, and have been for some time, I know. My apologies, Jugemu Jugemu Gokou-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyou-no Suigyoumatsu Unraimatsu Fuuraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakohji-no Burakohji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shuringan Shuuringan-no Guurindai Guurindai-no Ponpokopii-no Ponpokona-no Chokyuumei-no Chousuke, but as much as I'd like a glorious matchup between you and Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru, not only do I suck the Hell Fakinaway out of the anals of the annals of the Tripitaka Japonica, the fact of the matter is that comedy requires a certain state of equanimity, one I really haven't achieved since, ah, 2016. You know, the year when, among other things, Trump won.

Hans Krása -- composer of the apparently anti-Nazi opera Brundibar, later a resident of Theresienstadt, entertainer of a murder of incredibly oblivious Red Cross reps, and corpse in Auschwitz. Caster too trite; Foreigner... I think the world of Foreigner sHitler, if only because that Servant suffers, so no. Hmmm.

Robert Johnson/Legba -- Johnson is of course a prominent member of the 27 Club, and Legba's an old god who happens to like dogs. Wait, that's Pluto. Anyway, a Pseudo-Servant most likely Caster, but that's boringggggggggg, so...

Sadeq Hedayat -- Iranian writer, author of the acclaimed and censored Buf-i-Kur (The Blind Owl), notorious for making its readers weigh the merits and demerits of suicide. Apparently. Another Caster, and I really have no out for him this time. Sigh.

Momus -- god of certain kinds of critics, son of Nyx (apparently by parthenogenesis), and twin of a god of depression, whose mood wasn't likely to improve with Momus near her. Fun guy, all in all. Dunno how to classify him, not yet.
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