Depletion_Garden

Why did evolution think these were a good idea? They dangle around, can get twisted and hurt a lot to the tiniest of impacts. Why couldn't they have been encased in some armoured shell? Is our genetic legacy not worth that much? Nah gonna just dangle them out there for toilet snakes to take a bite at.

Yeah I know its hanging out there because of temperature regulation or whatever, but why can't the bollocks and sperm have evolved to be more resilient to body temperatures? Nah, gotta hang out there to 'stay cool'. This is a massive load of wank.

Testicles are the worst biological creation ever.