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Warning, warning - incoming megawank

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So, bored, make Servant sheet for one of my RP characters.

Hecka massive mega wank here, do not look if you value sanity or reasonableness.

Okay it's not as bad as Spinach's Bryn, but it's still wank.

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Ramiel Christos
Lancer
STR – B+
AGI – A+
END - B
MGI – C (A)
LCK - A
NP - EX

Skills:

Magic Resistance C (A)
Her inherent nature as a Sovereign and Saber gives Lancer a degree of magic resistance. However, she has an innate resistance to magical effects based on Grain, if one were to ever appear in this time.

Eye of the Mind (True) – A
700 years of combat does not come without little ability to plan. Victory in battle is possible unless no possible victory exists in any universe.

Bloodletter of Gaia - A
The skill of one who uses Grain. By tapping into the life energy of the Planet, Lancer can use the element known as Grain to power herself, instead of prana from her Master. This also gives Lancer a kind of false independent action, as prana upkeep from the Master is not necessarily needed (although his role as anchor is still required). However, the using of the Earth for this power causes the Earth to die where it is used: plants wither, animals die… in essence, the Land of Steel is brought to the world. This area may recover in time, but it will in all likelihood take centuries.

Unknown Impossibility - EX
700 years of combat comes with no small skill either. Investigations into weapon style caused Lancer to improve the speed of her strikes again… and again… and again. Eventually, an impossible threshold was reached. Near simultaneous strikes became truly simultaneous, splitting her weapon into three distinct constructs when attacking. Must be activated with intent.

Charisma - A

Noble Phantasms

Keravnós - C
Minor Noble Phantasm. It would not be worthy of note in a typical case, as it would be overwhelmed in mystery by Excalibur Niki, but due to her Lancer summoning it is granted. Normally, the spear runs with lightning and fire, and is capable of changing its length and size to a significant degree, confusing enemies. It can also be thrown, dealing damage as its rank.

Sovereign – EX
Sovereign was an informal title granted to Lancer after the defeat of ORT, something that should have been an impossible feat. The Noble Phantasm is the realization of the miracle that allowed that defeat, allowing Lancer to, once, do something that is considered undoable.

Excalibur Niki – Sword of Final Victory – EX
Unlike the two true Excaliburs, Excalibur Niki is not a construct of the divine planetary will. Rather, it is an artificial construct of Grain generated as a side effect during the battle with ORT. The name, rather than being any expression of the weapon’s true nature, is simply a tribute.

Amusingly, the effect does in some degree resemble Excalibur. When swung, the blade trails waves of blue light, destroying matter in its path, as a passive effect. Two true name activations are possible. At low power, it truly does resemble the Sword of Promised Victory, sending out a ray of destructive energy that can easily level the better part of cities.

Its true form is contained in an attack known as Kηληθμός, rendered as “rapture.” This attack, and indeed the sword itself, can be considered the inverse of Ea: the first sword that split the heavens, and the last sword that restored them. The sword’s light becomes overwhelming, directed not as a line but as a circle, attacking everything and for a moment splitting all matter down, even farther than subatomic particles – pure energy is the result. For an instant, the entire world is a white void, like the inside of a star. Then, the world reforms into ‘heaven,’ creating a new Supreme Reality Marble of which Lancer is the master of.



I mean, even the names are wank, geez.

Updated February 11th, 2012 at 06:23 PM by SeiKeo

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  1. Xamusel's Avatar
    Not sure how to respond to the "wank" issue, Leo, sorry.
  2. SeiKeo's Avatar
    Not sure how you want to respond. All I know is that I do this to make Erl freak out.
  3. hero's Avatar
    Approved.
  4. SeiKeo's Avatar
    Hero besto GM <3
  5. Xamusel's Avatar
    I see.

    Though... what does "wank" mean, anyway? I don't believe I've gotten a solid definition of it yet, ever.
  6. Seika's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Xamusel
    I see.

    Though... what does "wank" mean, anyway? I don't believe I've gotten a solid definition of it yet, ever.
    In Britain? A strong curse word meaning masturbate. Which is why I wish people would stop using it like this on the internet.

    On the internet? 'Wanking' a person (or, originally, country - the term probably started off in Alt-History discussions) means, at its core, making them very over-powered.


    Anyway, Leo:

    Ὰρπάζω = 'I Seize'

    Depending on your exact meaning, you might want to consider:
    κηληθμός = enchantment, rapture, wonder.
    ξυναρπάζεσθαι - 'seizing and pinning together'

    And the respective capitals Κ and Ξ for your convenience, if you want them.


    You thought you could get away with bad Greek because you were on the blogs? You thought I wouldn't hunt you down? You were wrong!


    Yep, you were right to warn about loss of reasonableness ;-)
  7. SeiKeo's Avatar
    This is what happens when I use wiki and Google translate to figure out the counterpart to Rapture in Greek. Many thanks!