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Luce: God’s Fave Little Beam of Chaos

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Okay, picture this: some holy gremlin in a nun outfit (but make it fashion) descends from the sky, drops a Jubilee-themed nuke on the Holy Grail War, and goes, "Sins? Cancelled. Debts? Forgiven. Your edge-lord Avenger OC? Cringe. Repent." That’s Luce, baby—God’s personal CTRL+Z on humanity’s bad decisions. Her Noble Phantasm? "Lux Yeet-ibilaei", which either bathes you in divine serotonin or burns your sins away like a Vatican-brand flamethrower (no refunds). She’s basically if BB took communion and decided to be nice, which is somehow more terrifying.

But here’s the real question—does she actually save anyone, or just yeet them into a permanent church camp simulation where the only OST is Gregorian chant remixes? Imagine Gilgamesh getting hit with the ”Humble Thyself” beam and suddenly having to work at a soup kitchen. Or Kirei post-redemption, staring into the void like ”…I miss the worms.” Luce doesn’t care. Luce is busy turning the 5th Holy Grail War into a faith-based team-building exercise. And honestly? The Nasuverse could use more unhinged holy women. Let her cook.

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